Living with Fred

[Mrs Fred]

Well hello Mrs Fred..............5 years is an awfully long time to be away from here you know  


I see what you mean about seeing P from the other side from someone whom doesn't have it, you lucky thing you.  

As for this ; I had to smile at the bit about the flowers, I can not remember the last time Mr Fred brought me flowers. Tell me Mrs Fred, can our Fred peel an orange in his pocket ?  

Threaten him with a rolling pin, before you know it, your home will be swamped with flowers  

Hi fred told me to say sod off but i'm not so rude. Hope you are doing o.k. Not sure about the orange in the pocket would make a lot of mess. Still not had many flowers so now grow my own. Best wishes