Newbie waving with a question

[Fred]

Howdy folks!  Glad I found this site. I have to ask;  What is the most ridiculous comment/question your dermatologist said while you there for a P visit?
Years ago, at the end of my visit which took all of three minutes, my then dermatologist said; "whatever you do, don't scratch".  It still makes me laugh today.  

Hello RubyDots   to Psoriasis Club.

I seem to remember some one once asked a similar question, I'll go and see if I can find it ...............................................................

Found it, it was Quest that started it though it seemed to have run out of steam [Group Specific]

And my answers were:

Don't worry young man it's only a bad case of dandruff it will soon pass.

Take these 6 pills of Methotrexate every week for 6 months and come back if your not cured, next patient please .

Regards.

Fred.